PART ONE:

Once upon a time, there lived a young caveman named Assholio. 

He lived in a small cave near a lake with his family and tribe. 

He was a strong and brave man, and he was respected by all the other members of his tribe.

One day, Assholio was out hunting for food when he stumbled upon a beautiful girl named Pam. 

She was from a different tribe, and she had been lost in the forest for days. 

Assholio was immediately taken by her beauty and he decided to take her back to his tribe.

At first, Assholio and Pam were just friends. 

They would go on long walks together and talk about their lives. 

As time went on, their friendship grew deeper and they eventually fell in love.

Assholio and Pam decided to get married and start a family. 

They had two children, a boy and a girl.

Assholio was a loving father and he taught them the ways of his tribe.

Assholio and Pam lived a happy and prosperous life.

They went on many adventures together and explored the world around them. 

They were happy and content with their lives.

One day, Assholio started feeling ill. 

He had a strange, feverish feeling and he was very weak. 

He went to the doctor, but the doctor could not figure out what was wrong with him.

Eventually, Assholio was diagnosed with a rare disease. 

There was no cure and he was slowly dying. 

Pam was devastated.

She was determined to find a way to save him, but nothing worked.

Assholio eventually passed away, leaving Pam alone and heartbroken. 

She was devastated and could not believe that he was gone. 

She was filled with sadness and grief.

Pam was left to raise their two children alone. 

She was determined to keep Assholio's memory alive and to teach their children the ways of his tribe. 

She did her best to make sure that her children would grow up to be strong and brave just like their father.

Pam never stopped loving Assholio and she remembered him every day. 

She was thankful for the time they had together and the memories they made. 

She knew that he would always be with her in spirit.

Assholio will always be remembered as a brave and loving man. 

He was a great husband and father, and he will never be forgotten. 

He will always be in Pam's heart and in the hearts of his children.

PART TWO:

Pam was a strong and independent woman who had been married to her caveman husband, Assholio, for many years. 

She loved him dearly, and they had two children together. 

But one day, Assholio fell ill with an incurable disease and eventually passed away.

Pam was devastated, 

but she knew she had to be strong for her children. 

She worked hard to make sure they had enough food to eat, and taught them how to hunt, build shelter, and survive in the harsh environment. 

She also taught them the ways of their tribe, so that they could be successful hunters and leaders when they grew up.

Pam was determined to make sure her children had a good life, and she was proud of their accomplishments. 

Her son became a skilled hunter and her daughter a wise leader in the tribe. 

Pam was grateful for the life she had and the love she had shared with Assholio, and she was proud of her children for all that they had achieved.

Despite the sadness of Assholio's death, Pam was able to find joy in her life and in the lives of her children. 

She was a strong and independent woman who had been able to raise her children to be successful hunters and leaders of their tribe.

THE BACKSTORY OF ASSHOLIO:

Assholio was born to the small caveman tribe of the Ma'Zar in the prehistoric age. 

His father, Tark, was a fierce warrior and leader of the tribe, and he was always pushing his son to be the same.

From a young age, Assholio was determined to make his father proud. 

He trained with the other young boys in the tribe to become a warrior, and he soon became one of the best in the tribe.

When Assholio was a teenager, his father took him on a hunt. This was a great honor, and Assholio was determined to prove his worth. 

He was successful in the hunt, and his father was proud of him. 

This success earned Assholio the respect of the other members of the tribe, and soon he was seen as a leader.

As a leader, Assholio was able to lead the tribe to victory in several battles against rival tribes. 

He was a skilled strategist and a brave warrior, and his courage inspired the other members of the tribe. 

Soon, the Ma'Zar tribe was one of the most powerful in the area.

Assholio's success did not go unnoticed. 

Word spread of his bravery and leadership, and soon he had admirers from all over the region. 

One day, when Assholio was out hunting for his tribe, he found a very beautiful girl named Pam. 

She was from a distant land, and she had heard of Assholio's greatness. 

She was instantly smitten with him, and Assholio felt the same.

Assholio and Pam quickly fell in love, and soon they were married. 

They went on many great adventures together, and Assholio continued to lead the Ma'Zar tribe to greatness.

He was a beloved leader, and his people respected and admired him.